Your Mama Jokes

Here are some your mama jokes.

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Yo mama is so stupid she thinks that aroma is someone who does a lot of travelling.

Your mama is so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

Yo' mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Yo' mama's so old, her memory is in black and white!

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

Yo' mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her!

Yo' mama's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!

Yo' mama's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

A Joke At Random

A traffic cop flagged down a motorist and said, 'I'm arresting you for going through three red lights.'
'Yeah, well, I'm colour blind,' said the motorist.
'In addition to that, you were exceeding the speed limit,' said the policeman. 'So what?' said the motorist. 'And on top of all that you were going the wrong way down a one-way street,' added the officer. 'I always did have a lousy sense of direction,' said the motorist with a smile.
At that point, his wife leaned forward from the ,back seat and said, 'Don't pay any attention to him, officer. He always talks like this when he's had a few drinks.'

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