Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-
What do you get if you cross a vegetable with a 26 mile run?A marrowthon.
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Your Mama Jokes
Here are some your mama jokes.
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Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks that aroma is someone who does a lot of travelling.
Your mama is so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.
Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Yo' mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
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Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo' mama's so old, her memory is in black and white!
Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
Yo' mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her!
Yo' mama's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
A Joke At Random
Traffic Cop: Lady, you're under arrest for speeding.
Lady Driver: I wasn't speeding officer, though I did just pass a few men drivers who were. You should arrest them.
You can find more like this in the Women Drivers category
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