Your Mama Jokes - 4

This is page 4 of your mama jokes.

Yo' mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!

Yo' mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"

Yo' mama's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!

Yo' mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"

Yo' mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo' mama's so fat, she's taller lying down!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

A Joke At Random

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

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