Yo Mama Jokes - 2

This is page 2 of yo mama jokes.

Yo' mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!

Yo' mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Yo' mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness!

Yo' mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation!

Yo' mama's so stupid, on her job application where it said 'emergency contact number', she put '911'!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store!

Yo' mama's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw "sign here," she put "Scorpio"!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!

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A Joke At Random

Bill and I went golfing the other day. We were in the middle of the sixth fairway when Bill stopped in midswing and took off his hat in deference to a funeral procession that was passing by. Usually, he just played on ignoring all distractions. Impressed with his behavior, I did the same. When the procession had passed, I asked him, "Bill, that was damn respectful of you to pause for a procession like that. Why the unusual behavior?" "It's the least I could do for my wife ..."

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