Why Do - Jokes

 

 

Why do vampires use mouthwash?
To stop bat breath.

Why do ducks look so sad?
Because when they preen their feathers they get down in the mouth.

Why do people laugh up there sleeves?
Because that's where their funny bones are.






A Joke At Random

Prunes give you a run for your money.

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category