Why Do - Jokes
Why do vampires use mouthwash?
To stop bat breath.
Why do ducks look so sad?
Because when they preen their feathers they get down in the mouth.
Why do people laugh up there sleeves?
Because that's where their funny bones are.
A Joke At Random
'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.' You can find more like this in the Mother-in-law Jokes category
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