Why Did - Jokes

Why did Mrs Grape leave Mr Grape?
Because she was tired of raisin kids.

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.

Why did the pig want to learn karate?
So he would be able to do pork chops.

Why did the king go to the dentist?
He wanted to have his teeth crowned.

Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?
He wanted a foam mattress.

Why did the pig run away from the pig-sty?
He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why did the Maharishi not want novocaine when he had a tooth pulled?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.

A Joke At Random

How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been this big! (Gestures with arms...) Five of us were barely enough!

You can find more like this in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes category