Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-
What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?Tyrannosarus wrecks
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Why Did - Jokes
This is our collection of 'why did' jokes.
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Because he hung around for too long.
Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
To try and find a barking space.
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
It was a slip road.
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Because he had left it off his hook.
Why did the woman have her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a cheeseburger.
Because she had her nose in a cheeseburger.
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Why did the arrows shake?
Because they were all in a quiver.
Because they were all in a quiver.
Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
He wanted to steal the dough.
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
To get to the other tide.
Why did the goal posts get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Because the bar was rattled!
Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
A Joke At Random
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children 2 category
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