What Is - Jokes

Here is our collection of "What is" jokes.

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What is round and dangerous
A vicious circle.

What is lemonade?
When you help an elderly lemon to cross the road.

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.

What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.

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A Joke At Random

Doctor to Patient: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: The good news, please.
Doctor: The good news is that you have only twentyfour hours to live.
Patient: If that's the good news, what's the bad news?
Doctor: I should have told you yesterday.

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