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Here is our collection of "What is" jokes.

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What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.


What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.


What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.


What is red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A fruit punch.


What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.


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What is more dangerous that being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee.


What is round and dangerous
A vicious circle.


What is lemonade?
When you help an elderly lemon to cross the road.


What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.



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A Joke At Random


What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.

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