What Is - Jokes - 2

 

This is page 2 of "What is" jokes.

What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.

What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.

What is the only kind of dog that you can eat?
A hot dog.

What is the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the lottery.

What is a maniokleptic?
Someone who walks backwards into shops and leaves things behind.

What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
Everyone knows that you can't tuna fish.

What is the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


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A Joke At Random

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category