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What Has - Jokes

 

This is our collection of 'what has' jokes.


What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.


What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.


What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant.


What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.


What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.


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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell outof a tree would kill you?
A pool table.


What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.


What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!









A Joke At Random


Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Levin.
Levin who?
Levin on a jet plane.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category



 

 

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