Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-
What do you get if you cross a flying insect with indigestion?A rumblebee.
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What Has - Jokes
This is our collection of 'what has' jokes.
What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.
A camel-ion.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
A garbage truck.
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant.
A birthday pheasant.
What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
A quartet.
What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell outof a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
A pool table.
What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
A dead cat.
What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
A Joke At Random
Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Levin.
Levin who?
Levin on a jet plane.
You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category
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