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What Do - Jokes
These are some of the classic "What do?" jokes.
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What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
A hush-puppy!
What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
A walk.
What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
Submitted by : Jason
101 Dull-matians.
Submitted by : Jason
What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
Two ton Carmen.
What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
A clot.
What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
Arthur Minute.
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Laughing stock.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
Striped sausages.
What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
Lee.
What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
A hoarse doctor.
A Joke At Random
Mary was telling her friends about her new apartment. "It's fantastic," she said, "I can lie in bed and watch the sun rise."
"So what," replied her friend Joan, "in my apartment, I can sit on a chair and watch the kitchen sink."
You can find more like this in the British Humour category
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