What Do - Jokes

 

These are some of the classic "What do?" jokes.

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What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.

What do you get if you cross a vegetable with a 26 mile run?
A marrowthon.

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.


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A Joke At Random

A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9

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