What Do - Jokes

These are some of the classic "What do?" jokes.

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What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it\'s own trunk.

What do you get if you cross a vegetable with a 26 mile run?
A marrowthon.

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.

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A Joke At Random

My brother was in a restaurant. He said, 'Waiter, why is this pie squashed?'
The waiter said 'Well sir, you said "I want a pie, and step on it".'

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food category