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What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Submitted by: JB


What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.


What do you get if you cross a giant ape and a prisoner?
King Kongvict.


What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.


What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.

Submitted by: Julie


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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.


What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.


What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!


What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.


What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

Submitted by: Jason

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