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What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.

Submitted by: Julie


What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.


What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.


What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!


What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.

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What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

Submitted by: Jason


What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.


What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.


What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.


What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

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