What Do - Jokes - 4

This is page 4 of "what do" jokes.

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

Submitted by : James Allwoman

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

A Joke At Random

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.

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