What Do - Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of "what do" jokes.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty

What do you call a woman with a nut tree on her head?
Hazel

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

A Joke At Random

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.

You can find more like this in the Lawyers category