What Do - Jokes - 2

 

This is page 2 of "what do" jokes.

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

Submitted by : Joe 

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.


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