What Do - Jokes - 2

This is page 2 of "what do" jokes.

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

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A Joke At Random

McDougal bought two tickets for the lottery. He won five million pounds.
"How do you feel about your big win?" asked a newspaper reporter.
"Disappointed," said McDougal, "My other ticket didn't win anything."

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