What Did - Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?

What did one skunk say to the other one?
"So do you!" (think about it)

What did the slug say as he slid very fast down the window?
My, how slime flies.

What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

A Joke At Random
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
You can find more like this in the Lawyers category

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