Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-
What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?A car-toonist.
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What Did - Jokes
This is our collection of 'what did' jokes.
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Hop on.
What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
Aard-bark!
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
I'm stuck on you.
What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
Glass flippers.
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What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
Got to glow now.
What did one bee say to the other bee on a hot summers day?
Swarm today isn't it.
Swarm today isn't it.
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Toga-ether we can rule the world.
Toga-ether we can rule the world.
What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
"Hey, what's eating you?"
What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
Oh Crumbs!
A Joke At Random
Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.
You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category
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