Recently Added Jokes And Funny Stories

 

These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you keep asking so many questions?

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

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Why did Mrs Grape leave Mr Grape?
Because she was tired of raisin kids.

Located in the Why Did? section

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Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

Located in the Jokes For Children 2 section

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Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.

Located in the Why Did? section

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What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Located in the Questions section

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What international award might you win if you reduce your weight by 40lbs?
The Nobelly Prize.

Located in the Miscellaneous Jokes section

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My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.

Located in the Jokes About Pets section
Submitted by : Shirley 

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We have just had a blessed event in our house - my mother-in-law has just gone back to her own house.

Located in the Mother-in-law Jokes section
Submitted by : Robert 

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A Joke At Random

Do I need you? About as much as Custer needed more Indians.

You can find more like this in the Insults category