Recently Added Jokes And Funny Stories

These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

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What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 12-02-2007

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 12-02-2007

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 12-02-2007

Two policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a convenience store. One asks the manager what happened.
He replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead."
"That's odd," said the first policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week?"
"Your right" said the second policeman. "This must be the work of a cereal killer."

Located in the Police section
Added: 11-21-2007

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

Located in the Doctors section
Added: 11-21-2007

Why did the airline pilot go to see a psychiatrist?
He thought that he was plane crazy.

Located in the Psychiatrist Jokes section
Added: 11-21-2007

A famous soccer player parked his brand new porsche outside a gift store and went inside to shop.
About ten minutes later a blonde salesgirl ran up to him shouting, "I just saw someone steal your sports car."
"Did you try to stop him?" asked the soccer player.
"No," said the blonde. "I did better than that, I got the registration number of the car!"

Located in the Jokes About Blondes section
Added: 11-21-2007

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

Located in the Jokes About Blondes section
Added: 11-21-2007

What do angry mice send at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 11-21-2007

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 11-21-2007

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