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Recently Added Jokes and Funny Stories
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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Located in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes section
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Located in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes section
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a famous medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be in ten years time?"
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon so I guess that I'll be on the golf course by now.
Located in the Medical section
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon so I guess that I'll be on the golf course by now.
Located in the Medical section
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Located in the What Did? section
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Located in the What Did? section
A group of young children were sat in a circle with their nursery teacher. She was asking them questions in turn.
Davy, what noise does a cow make?
A cow goes moo.
Alice, what noise does a cat make?
A cat goes meow.
Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
A lamb goes baaa.
Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
Errr.., it goes.. click!
Located in the Jokes About Children section
Davy, what noise does a cow make?
A cow goes moo.
Alice, what noise does a cat make?
A cat goes meow.
Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
A lamb goes baaa.
Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
Errr.., it goes.. click!
Located in the Jokes About Children section
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How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
Located in the Jokes About Marriage section
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
Located in the Jokes About Marriage section
Welcome to our school, William," said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. "How old are you?"
"I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm still almost new.
Located in the Education section
"I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm still almost new.
Located in the Education section
Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
Located in the Did You Hear? section
It was a vicious cycle.
Located in the Did You Hear? section
A Joke At Random
A couple of boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden!
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden...
After about a half mile the boy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thigh's to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up with him...
"Lets see yer fishin license, Boy!" the Warden gasped..
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license..
"Well, son", said the Game Warden, "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes Sir", replied the young feller," But my friend back there, well, he don't have one"...
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