Recently Added Jokes And Funny Stories - 3

 

This is page 3 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

Located in the Animal Jokes section

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.

Located in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food section

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

Located in the Doctors section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Imus.
Imus who?
Imus get in out of the rain.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crate.
Crate who?
Crate to be here.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair combs.
Hair combs who?
Hair combs the bride.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Levin.
Levin who?
I'm Levin on a jet plane.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle teach you not to ask stupid questions.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section


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A Joke At Random

How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?
The bed smells of peanuts and the sheets are wrinkled.

You can find more like this in the Elephant Jokes category