Recently Added Jokes And Funny Stories - 2

This is page 2 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

I used to dress off the peg, but now my neighbours take in their washing at night.

Located in the British Humour section
Added: 05-01-2007

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.

Located in the Psychiatrist Jokes section
Added: 05-01-2007

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up

Located in the Miscellaneous Jokes section
Added: 05-01-2007

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.

Located in the Drunks section
Added: 05-01-2007

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

Located in the Education section
Added: 05-01-2007

Saliva drools O.K.

Located in the British Humour section
Added: 05-01-2007

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

Located in the Insults section
Added: 05-01-2007

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

Located in the Jokes about Politicians section
Added: 05-01-2007

Don't vote - it only encourages them.

Located in the Jokes about Politicians section
Added: 05-01-2007

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.

Located in the Animal Jokes section
Added: 05-01-2007

A Joke At Random

What if 80 million computer owners said, "Upgrade?
Why? It does everything we need, anyway?"

You can find more like this in the Computer Programmer & Users category