Recently Added Jokes And Funny Stories - 2

 

This is page 2 of the most recently added jokes and funny stories.

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.

Located in the Girlfriends section

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

Located in the Scottish Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee who?
Kneed you ask?

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Oslo down, you're going way too fast.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

One day a Viking named Leif returned after a long sea voyage and found that during his absence his name had been removed from the town register. He sent his wife to the town hall make a complaint to the mayor.
'I'm sorry,' said the mayor, 'I must have taken Leif off my census.'

Located in the British Humour section
Submitted by : George 

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.

Located in the What Do? section


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A Joke At Random

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children 2 category