5 Random Jokes And Funny Stories

A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde yelled at the doctor... "I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"

Located in the Jokes About Blondes section
Added: 11-04-2005

'Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?'
'No, what happened?'
'He stole the show.'

Located in the Jokes For Children section
Added: 09-21-2003

Yo' mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Located in the Your Mama Jokes section
Added: 05-12-2006

Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly. As soon as he arrived in town, people began to point and say, "Look! The big red one! Isn't he someone famous?" Santa thought, "Gee, I'll never get any rest if people start asking to sit on my lap and try to tell me things they want." So he decided to disguise himself. He bought a cowboy outfit complete with cowboy boots and cowboy hat. "No one will know me now-- I look just like everyone else!" He thought happily. As soon as Santa started walking down the street people began to point and say, "Look! It's that famous Christmas personality!" Santa rushed around a corner to hide. "It's my beard!" he thought. "They recognize me because of my long white beard!" So Santa went to a barbershop and had his beard shaved off. "I really look like everybody else now!" Santa thought. So he walked down the street with a big smile on his face. Suddenly a man shouted "It's him! It's him! Look everybody!" Santa couldn't believe it. He was sure that no one would recognize him. So Santa walked up to the man and said, "How did you recognize me?" The man looked at Santa and said, "You? I don't know you-- but isn't that four-legged guy with the big red nose behind you, Rudolph?"

Located in the Christmas section
Added: 11-08-2005

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

Located in the Jokes For Children section
Added: 12-12-2004

A Joke At Random

There was a rascal who managed to get engaged to two women at the same time: one named Edith, in California, and the other named Kate, in texas. Unfortunately for the rascal, the two girls met at a beauty contest, discovered the truth, and confronted him with the following admonition: "You can't have your Kate and Edith, too."

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category