5 Random Jokes And Funny Stories

 

These 5 jokes and funny stories are selected at random from our jokes and funny stories database. Press "refresh" on your browser to see another 5 jokes.

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

Located in the Jokes about Politicians section
Added: 04-06-2004

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

Located in the Your Mama Jokes section
Added: 05-12-2006

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and go away.

Located in the Knock Knock Jokes section
Added: 07-09-2009

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?

Located in the What Did? section
Added: 07-09-2009

This big, brawny, dark-skinned Latin guy walks into a bar. On his shoulder is a beautiful blue-and-red parrot. The bartender says, admiringly "That's beautiful where'd you get it?"
and the parrot says "Down in Mexico there's millions of 'em!"

Located in the Animal Jokes section
Added: 02-11-2005
Submitted by : Simon F 






A Joke At Random

There is an OLD story about the data center of the future.
This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog.
The man's job is to feed the dog.
The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer.

You can find more like this in the Computer Programmer & Users category