Questions - 3

This is page 3 of interesting questions.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?

A Joke At Random

The other day at work I ran into Bob. We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombsell on me. "Rodney" he said, "Becky and I are going to get a divorce".
I was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together"
"Well" he said, "ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market."
"Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you." I probed.
"Nah, I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category