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Questions - 2

 

This is page 2 of interesting questions.


Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?


Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?


Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?


If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?


Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.


Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?


Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


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A Joke At Random

A lawyer was driving down a country road when he sees a family in a field eating grass. He pulls over and asks them why they're doing that. One of the people says, "we are so poor we can't afford food". So the lawyer says, "get in my car I'll take you to my house". "Are you sure"? asked one of the people, "there are 6 of us". "Yes, get in the car" said the lawyer. They all got in the car. When they were about to get to the lawyers house one of the people said "this is really great of you" and the lawyer "said no problem I have grass 6 feet tall".

You can find more like this in the Lawyers category