Office Jokes And Humor - 4

This is page 4 of our collection of office jokes and humor.

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

THE BOSS'S BASIC RULES

Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep; he rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late; he is delayed elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work; his attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office; he studies.
Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not; return to rule 1.

Too few of the bucks stop here.

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

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