Mouse Jokes And Funny Stories

Jokes and funny stories about mice.

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Hickory Dickory Dock,
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The other 2 got away with minor injuries.

Momma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in. Snatching up the kid Momma ran for the mousehole but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it. Finally in desperation she whipped around and shouted "Bark, Bark" at the cat. The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Momma mouse turned to her baby and said, "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!"

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

A Joke At Random

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

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