Miscellaneous Jokes And Funny Stories - 4

This is page 4 of miscellaneous jokes and funny stories.

Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh...

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

Me? FAT? No, just horizontally challenged....

Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.

Join the Hernia Society. It needs your support.

My brother is so stupid he thinks that aroma is someone who travels a lot.

A Joke At Random

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

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