Miscellaneous Jokes And Funny Stories - 4

 

This is page 4 of miscellaneous jokes and funny stories.

No,Scotty. I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing.

Prunes give you a run for your money.

Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh...

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

Me? FAT? No, just horizontally challenged....

Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.


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A Joke At Random

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

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