Miscellaneous Jokes And Funny Stories - 3

This is page 3 of miscellaneous jokes and funny stories.

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure

It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

Heard on Noahs' ark: Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.

Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

No,Scotty. I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing.

Prunes give you a run for your money.

A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be alone.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category