Miscellaneous Jokes And Funny Stories - 10

This is page 10 of miscellaneous jokes and funny stories.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Please, no deja vu; I don't want to go through that again.

There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.

What does D.N.A stand for?
The National Dyslexia Association

Submitted by : Jimmy All Woman 

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"

Submitted by : Jacky 

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