Knock Knock Jokes

A few years ago knock knock jokes were very popular. Here are a few which we have dusted-off.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Onya.
Onya who?
Onya marks, get set, go.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fanta.
Fanta who?
Fanta Claus.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be alone.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear of shoes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Perry.
Perry who?
Perry well, thank you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sloane.
Sloane who?
Sloanely outside - let me in.

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