Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-
What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?Lee.
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Knock Knock Jokes
A few years ago knock knock jokes were very popular. Here are a few which we have dusted-off.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Viola.
Viola who?
Viola sudden you don't want to know me?
Who's there?
Viola.
Viola who?
Viola sudden you don't want to know me?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy shore.
Who's there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy shore.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marietta.
Marietta who?
Marietta whole cream cake.
Who's there?
Marietta.
Marietta who?
Marietta whole cream cake.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore fitted correctly?
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore fitted correctly?
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