Knock Knock Jokes

A few years ago knock knock jokes were very popular. Here are a few which we have dusted-off.

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Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Taylor.
Taylor who?
Taylor I can\'t make it.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Sari.
Sari who?
Sari wrong number.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Isidore.
Isidore who?
Isidore unlocked?

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Conan.
Conan who?
Conan the cob.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Miguel.
Miguel who?
Miguel friend says she doen\'t want to see me anymore.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Jilly.
Jilly who?
It\'s Jilly standing out here - please let me come in.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is finally opened you will find out.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you.

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A Joke At Random

Max told his friend he didn't want to go for a hike in the hills.
"I'm an anti-climb Max."

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category