Knock Knock Jokes

 

A few years ago knock knock jokes were very popular. Here are a few which we have dusted-off.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you keep asking so many questions?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee who?
Kneed you ask?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette my lunch.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Oslo down, you're going way too fast.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Imus.
Imus who?
Imus get in out of the rain.

A Joke At Random

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.

You can find more like this in the Doctors category