Knock Knock Jokes - 9

 

This is page 9 of knock knock jokes.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Micky
Micky who?
Micky won't fit in the lock, that's why I'm knocking.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and let me in.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy just crawled up your leg.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Bless you.

Submitted by : Anjy 

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?

Submitted by : Joan 

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
Bless you

A Joke At Random

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.

You can find more like this in the Jokes about Politicians category