Knock Knock Jokes - 5

This is page 5 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Veronica but I don't like you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.

Submitted by : Steve 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
I Don Juan to set the world on fire!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

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