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Knock Knock Jokes - 4

 

This is page 4 of knock knock jokes.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
Bless you


Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla

Submitted by : Kebab 


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!


Knock. knock...
Who's there?
Yula...
Yola Who?
Yula pologise for not letting me in staight away when you see who it is!


Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
CD's...
CD's Who?
CD's fingers? They're freezing - let me in!


Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Veronica but I don't like you.


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A Joke At Random

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category