Knock Knock Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That's right.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Micky
Micky who?
Micky won't fit in the lock, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy just crawled up your leg.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

Knock, Knock
Who is there?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Bless you.

Submitted by : Anjy 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?

Submitted by : Joan 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

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