Knock Knock Jokes - 2

This is page 2 of knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Perry.
Perry who?
Perry well, thank you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sloane.
Sloane who?
Sloanely outside - let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Summer.
Summer who?
Summer good, some are bad.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toto.
Toto who?
Totolly devoted to you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vault.
Vault who?
Vaultsing Matilda.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wicked.
Wicked who?
Wicked make beautiful music together.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
White.
White who?
White in the middle of it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda the table.

A Joke At Random

One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice: Nobody expects an answering machine. Our chief use is to get your name. And phone number.
Our two chief uses are to get your name and phone number. And message. (damn)
Our three uses are to get your name, phone number, and message. And the time you called.
Oh, damn, we'll have to start over. No--no time for that, so just wait for the beep.

You can find more like this in the Answering Machine Messages category