Jokes And Funny Stories For Children

 

This section has jokes and funny stories chosen especially for children. Though anyone is welcome to view them.

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Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.

Submitted by : Brookie 

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What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.

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How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

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Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

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Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.

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What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

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What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

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Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

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What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

A Joke At Random

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

You can find more like this in the Boyfriends jokes category