Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Jokes and Funny Stories For Children
This section has jokes and funny stories chosen especially for children. Though anyone is welcome to view them.
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George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
Iced lolly.
Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
Submitted by : Brookie
A. He used elf raising flour.
Submitted by : Brookie
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
Don't look, I'm changing.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.
Seasoned troopers.
What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
a twitch.
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
Mandy lifeboats.
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
James Pond.
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A Joke At Random
A man fell over a cliff and broke both arms. His rescuer dangled a rope down and told him to catch hold of it in his teeth while he hauled him up. Inch by inch the man was pulled up the cliff, until he was only six feet from the top. 'Are you okay?' shouted the rescuer.
'Yeeeeeee- heeeelllllllppppp!' came the reply.
You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category
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