![]() |
![]() |
|
|
Main Menu Jokes Categories
Online Stores Miscellaneous
|
Jokes And Funny Stories For Children
This section has jokes and funny stories chosen especially for children. Though anyone is welcome to view them. This is page 1 of 18
Q. What did the elf use to make him taller? Submitted by : Brookie What did the traffic light say to the car?
How do you catch a squirrel?
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
What do you call a nervous witch?
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Who was the first underwater spy?
What has webbed feet and fangs?
What dog smells of onions?
Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6 | Page 7 A Joke At RandomAn English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough. In his hand is an old stick, and tied to the end is a piece of string which is dangling in the water. The tourist decides to humour the fellow and asks: "Have you caught anything yet?" The village idiot looks up and studies the stranger, before saying: "Aye, you be the seventh today."You can find more like this in the British Humour category
|
|
© 2000 - 2007 Janim.net - All Rights Reserved |