Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 8

This is page 8 of jokes and funny stories for children.

My brother said, 'Did you know about the wild men of Borneo who have no tongues?'
I said, 'No tongues? How can they talk?'
He said, 'They can't. That's what drives them wild.'

My brother got thrown out of the zoo last week. I said, 'Why was that?'
He said, 'I fed the monkeys.'
I said, 'You got thrown out of the zoo for feeding the monkeys?'
He said, 'Yes, I fed them to the lions.'

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.

My uncle came in white as a sheet. He said, 'I've just seen a ghost. Make me a stiff drink.'
I said, 'Alright, I'll put some starch in the coffee.'

'Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?'
'No, what happened?'
'He stole the show.'

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor you'll never believe this but last week I went glass blowing and instead of blowing out I breathed in.'
The doctor said, 'Don't tell me, you've got a pane in your stomach.'

This aborigine came running up to his mum. He said, 'Mum, my brother's been hit on the head by his boomerang.'
His mum said, 'The naughty boy! 1 told him to throw that boomerang away.'
The kid said, 'He did, but it came back.'

I used to hate my brother when we were kids. One year my mum said, 'Do you know it's his birthday tomorrow?'
I said, 'Thanks for telling me I'll give him my whooping cough.'

This butler came running into the master's room. He said, 'Sir there's a ghost outside in the corridor. What shall I do?'
The master said, 'Tell him I can't see him.

This vicar said, 'I like graveyards. They're never deserted.'
The sexton said, 'Really Father, why's that?'
The vicar said, 'Well there's always some body there.'

A Joke At Random

Yo' mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

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