Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 7

 

This is page 7 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!

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What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

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What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

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Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

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How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

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And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

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My brother said, 'I've got this awful job down on the farm. I'm up to my elbows in manure all day.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'

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My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.

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My dad said to me, 'Son, today I fought off the powers of darkness.'
I said, 'How did you do that?'
He said, 'I paid the electricity bill.'

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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

A Joke At Random

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category