Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 4

 

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!

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Q. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

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What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

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What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

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What's the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

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Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

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Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

A Joke At Random

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category