Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 4

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories for children.

Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!

Q. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

What's the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

A Joke At Random
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.
You can find more like this in the Answering Machine Messages category

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