Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 2

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories for children.

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

What key went to college?
A Yale.

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

Submitted by : Bushman Bob

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

A Joke At Random

A man wants into a bar and asks for a pint of lager and a packet of helicopter crisps.
'Sorry', said the barman, 'we don't have any helicoper crisps, we only have plane.'

You can find more like this in the British Humour category