Jokes And Funny Stories For Children 2 - 3

 

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

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Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

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Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

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What did one lightbulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight

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The other day my dad leapt eight feet in the air. I said, 'Dad, I didn't know you were a high-jumper.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'

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Hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.

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This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

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This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'

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The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

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Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

A Joke At Random

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.

You can find more like this in the Girlfriends category