Jokes And Funny Stories For Children 2 - 2

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories for children.

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

Submitted by : Alan Tyte 

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.

Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.

Why did Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

A Joke At Random

The poor guy walks up to the rich guy's house. He's down on his luck and needs some money. He rings the doorbell. "Hi there, I'm down on my luck, need some money, and I was wondering if you have any work I could do for you?" The rich Guy decides to give him a break, and says: "Sure, my porch needs painting. I'll pay you 50 dollars to do it for me." "Sure thing, Mister, I'll get started right away!" Time passes, until... "Hey Mister, I'm all done painting!" "Well, here's your 50 dollars" "Thanks, and by the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category