Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-
What is red and green and wears boxing gloves?A fruit punch.
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Jokes and Funny Stories For Children 2 - 1
This section has more Jokes and Funny Stories chosen especially for children. Though anyone is welcome to view them. This is page 1 of 4 |  |
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
One with no spooks on the wheels.
Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Robber ducks.
Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Because they hang around in bunches.
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
Lets go out tonight.
Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
Because they recently had a big launch.
Grandmother: Now William, be a good boy and eat your spinach. It will put some colour in your cheeks.
William: But I don't want to have green cheeks.
William: But I don't want to have green cheeks.
Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
Mother: Oh dear, I can hear your baby brother crying. I guess that he needs changing.
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?
What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
You make me cross.
A Joke At Random
How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
You can find more like this in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes category
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