Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 19

 

This is page 19 of jokes and funny stories for children.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair curtains.
Pull yourself together!

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep. Really? And how do you feel about that? Very baaaaaaad.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.


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A Joke At Random

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food category