Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 17

This is page 17 of jokes and funny stories for children.

How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

Boy cannibal to mother cannibal: Mummy, mummy, can I bring my friend over for tea?
Mother cannibal: Of course, dear, Put him in the fridge and we'll have him later.

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

And what's vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

A Joke At Random

At an auction in Glasgow a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing £10,000 and would give a reward of £100 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall Wee Hughie shouted, "I'll give £150!"

You can find more like this in the Scottish Jokes category