Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 16

 

This is page 16 of jokes and funny stories for children.

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Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

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How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

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What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

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How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

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What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).

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Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

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Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!

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Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

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Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.

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What's the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

A Joke At Random

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category