Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 15

This is page 15 of jokes and funny stories for children.

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
No...
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

A Joke At Random

"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."

You can find more like this in the Answering Machine Messages category