Jokes and Funny Stories about Women Car Drivers

Traffic Cop: Lady, you're under arrest for speeding.
Lady Driver: I wasn't speeding officer, though I did just pass a few men drivers who were. You should arrest them.

Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.
Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.

My wife wanted a foreign convertible, so I bought her a rickshaw.

A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.'

Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the swimming pool."

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'

A young lady was driving through a built-up area at about 70 mph when she noticed a motorcycle policeman on her tail. She increased her speed to 80 mph but the cop hung grimly on her tail. She put her foot down and pushed the car up to 90, drawing rapidly away from her pursuer. Suddenly she saw a garage up ahead and with a squeal of brakes she pulled up in the forecourt and dashed into the ladies' toilet. Five minutes later she emerged to find the motor-cycle policeman waiting for her. With a sweet smile she said, 'I bet you thought I'd never make it in time.'