Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?Striped sausages.
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Jokes and Funny Stories about Restaurants and Food
Waiters, food and restaurants have always been a good source of Jokes and Funny Stories.
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Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Customer: This food tastes terrible. You told me that the meals here were just like the ones your mother used to make.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.
Waiter: They are. She couldn't cook either.
Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" asked the customer.
"We have Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
"We have Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
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Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
He wanted to eat his words.
Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
That's your soup, sir.
Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
A Joke At Random
Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
You can find more like this in the Did You Hear? category
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