Jokes & Funny Stories About Restaurants & Food

Waiters, food and restaurants have always been a good source of jokes and funny stories.

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Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, the floors are gleaming white. It's so sanitary the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach, frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.

Sponge cake: Dessert made from borrowed ingredients.

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

A Joke At Random
Three blondes are stranded on an island. They find a lamp and rub it and out pops a genie. "I will grant each of you one wish" the genie said.
The first blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a brunette and swam off the island.
The second blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a red-head and built a raft and rowed off the island.
The third blonde wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a brunette and walked across the bridge.
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category

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