Jokes and Funny Stories - Restaurants and Food - 6

This is page 6 of jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.

My brother was in this restaurant. He said, 'Excuse me waiter, but I don't like the look of this cod.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry sir. if I'd known it was looks you were after I'd have got you a goldfish.'

A Joke At Random
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category

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