Jokes & Funny Stories - Restaurants & Food - 3

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

Submitted by : John 

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

Two guys go into a small diner for breakfast, the waitress comes up and asks for their order. "I'll have two eggs over easy, toast, and juice." the first man says. "And I'll have two eggs scrambled, toast, and juice in a clean glass" says the other. The waitress comes some time later and asks "...now who gets the clean glass?"

A man went into a grocer's and saw a sign: 'Normal eggs 30p a dozen, square eggs 50p a dozen.' He asked the manager what the extra twenty pence was for.
'Ah,' came the reply, 'that's danger money for the chicken.'

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'

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