Jokes & Funny Stories - Restaurants & Food - 2

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.

Waiter: may I serve you?
Customer: yes,last week I had some yummy soup I would like to eat that.
Waiter: what is the soup called?
Customer: I don't know, something?
Waiter:Here's your something soup. It had dead eyeballs in it.

Submitted by : Katy Amber Salomone 

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

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A Joke At Random

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'

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