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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Jokes and Funny Stories about Politicians
Here are some jokes and funny stories about politics and politicians.
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Two politicans were having a heated debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other politician screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
And the other politician screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don’t need a subject.
Submitted by : Neil
Submitted by : Neil
A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
Limit Congress to 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail.
The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
A Joke At Random
Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category
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