Jokes And Funny Stories About Politicians - 3

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories about politics and politicians.

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.

Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.

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