Jokes And Funny Stories About Marriage

Yes, here are the jokes and funny stories about marriage and married life. Plus some jokes about getting married. Hope my wife does not see these. This is page 1 of 8

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!

My wife really worships me, she puts burnt offerings in front of me every day.

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!

A smart wife will always ask her husband's opinion - after she has made up her mind.

My wife has a terrible memory - she never forgets anything.

My wife wanted to see the world, so I bought an atlas.

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.

A Joke At Random

Two fishermen were out in their boat one day when a hand appeared out of the water.
"What's that?" asked the first fisherman. "It looks like someone's drowning."
"Nonsense," said the second. "It was just a little wave."

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category