Jokes And Funny Stories About Marriage

Yes, here are the jokes and funny stories about marriage and married life. Plus some jokes about getting married. Hope my wife does not see these. This is page 1 of 8

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!

A smart wife will always ask her husband's opinion - after she has made up her mind.

My wife has a terrible memory - she never forgets anything.

My wife wanted to see the world, so I bought an atlas.

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.

Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

Policeman: I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Brown, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned.
Mr Brown: It works!

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A Joke At Random

There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realized! He bought himself a car, souped it up, and then painted a large red "S" on it. When he was at his first race, a friend of his asked him why he had painted the big red "S" on the car? Simple, the snail replied when people see my car go zooming down the, track I want them all to exclaim: Oh look!! See the S car go!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can find more like this in the Car Driving category